Its unfortunate, but any speech or cartoon that can be twisted in any way, shape or form by corrupt imams or clerics to rile up the Friday masses into a frothing, foaming, inconsolable group of manipulated crybabies, will invariably lead to calls for apology to the ummah of Islam.

Give me a break.  Seriously.

I have decided enough is enough.  I have formed a super secret cell of hard-right gun loving Jesus freaks who's mission in life is to firebomb the nearest Mosque or Quicki-Mart at the mere mention of Jesus by any Muslim.   First up on our HIT LIST is Eric Meek, VP of CAIR who just this week said Jesus would be a Muslim if he came back.  Eric is a dead man.

We will multiply quietly.  In a few months you will see our movies all over the internet.   Our first one is going to be the capture and beheading of Bin Laden, or if we can't find Bin Laden, we'll just grab the nearest Muslim journalist like they did with Daniel Pearl.  We already have plenty of forced conversions on video, you should have seen the looks on their faces when we shoved our 12 gauges into their mouths.    We have contacted some folks of like mind in the American mainstream media and have been assured they will broadcast any of our videos we tell them to.  After all, we have threatened to kill their children if they don't do as we say.  We have initiated plans to declare War on Islam, to fly airplanes into Mecca and kill 3000 worshippers, to blow up embassies of Islamic nations anywhere on the planet, to fund suicide bombers, to glorify death for Jesus and to indoctrinate entire generations of Jesus lovers willing to blow themselves up so baby Jesus can give us a hug in heaven.  And someday, many years from now, someone might say that Christians have a wierd sense of reason that they might force conversions and promote violence for Jesus and that person will be killed by us or forced to apologize.  BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!